Fuckboys are evolving, guys. No longer do they hit you with the infamous “U up?” or “Send n00ds.” (Well, they sometimes do, but still.) No, now they’re full of new ideas that are both witty and yet still somehow infuriating.

Like this guy, who decided to use an almost Shakespearian rhyme to get into this girl’s pants.

But really, I’m just here for her reply.

LOL, if only I were that witty.

And just for good measure, here were some of the funny comments that people came up with that fit the theme:

And there you have it, folks — true poetry.