The 32 Most Creepy Online Dating Messages You Never Want To Receive

For more shorts like this, check out Creepy Cupid. These messages are so creepy, they’ll make even Michael Koh weep.

1. Helluva segue.
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

2. Keep looking and hopefully you find a clue eventually.
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

3. Here’s to 6 more years of trial & error.
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

4. I’ll take ‘WTF Is This Person Thinking?’ for $500, Alex.

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5. New levels of creepy & corny being reached with two simple words.
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

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