Backpack

Worn by bros and apathetics all over the Earth. You don’t care about fashion, just practicality and preparedness. Life is a journey and you want to be ready for anything at all times. What’s in the backpack? Bottles of water, snacks, an umbrella (just in case), books, condoms (just in case), laptop, iPad, phone and all their appropriate chargers, a sandwich, Kleenex. You’re like your own bomb shelter, yo. Backpack people have probably had the same backpack for YEARS. That’s why it’s covered in white out and patches and buttons from various sports teams/politics/silly phrases.